I'm Not Dead

I am taking a short sabbatical from appearing in all your favorite movies. Fret not, for I will return soon. In the meantime, visit my new project: Bad Design Blog.

Ryan is Michael Corleone in "The Godfather" (1972).

Originally portrayed by Al Pacino.

Ryan is Leeloo in "The Fifth Element" (1997).

Originally portrayed by Milla Jovovich.

Ryan is Dr. Ian Malcolm in "Jurassic Park" (1993).

Originally portrayed by Jeff Goldblum.

Ryan is Gerry Conlon in "In the Name of the Father" (1993).

Originally portrayed by Daniel Day-Lewis.

Ryan is Richie Tenenbaum in "The Royal Tenenbaums" (2001).

Originally portrayed by Luke Wilson.

Ryan is Det. John "Scottie" Ferguson and Madeleine Elster in "Vertigo" (1958).

Originally portrayed by James Stewart and Kim Novak.

Ryan is Samantha Baker in "Sixteen Candles" (1984).

Originally portrayed by Molly Ringwald.

Ryan is Captain Jack Sparrow in "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" (2006).

Originally portrayed by Johnny Depp.

Ryan is Christian in "Moulin Rouge!" (2001).

Originally portrayed by Ewan McGregor.

Ryan is Nameless and Broken Sword in "Hero" (2002).

Originally portrayed by Jet Li and Tony Leung Chiu Wai.

Ryan is James Cole and Jeffrey Goines in "Twelve Monkeys" (1995).

Originally portrayed by Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt.

Ryan is Joel Barish in "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" (2004).

Originally portrayed by Jim Carrey.

Ryan is Harry Goldfarb in "Requiem for a Dream" (2000).

Originally portrayed by Jared Leto.

Ryan is Lester, Carolyn and Jane Burnham in "American Beauty" (1999).

Originally portrayed by Kevin Spacey, Annette Bening and Thora Birch.

Ryan is Leonard in "Memento" (2000).

Originally portrayed by Guy Pearce.

Ryan is Marcello Rubini in "La Dolce Vita" (1960).

Originally portrayed by Marcello Mastroianni.

Ryan is Anton Chigurh in "No Country For Old Men" (2007).

Originally portrayed by Javier Bardem.

Ryan is Professor Charles Xavier in "X-Men: The Last Stand" (2006).

Originally portrayed by Patrick Stewart.

Ryan is Daniel Plainview in "There Will Be Blood" (2007).

Originally portrayed by Daniel Day-Lewis.

Ryan is Ofelia and Pale Man in "El Labertino del Fauno" or "Pan's Labyrinth" (2006).

Originally portrayed by Ivana Baquero and Doug Jones.

Ryan is Miranda Hobbes, Charlotte York, and Carrie Bradshaw in "Sex and the City" (2008).

Originally portrayed by Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis, and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Ryan is Borat Sagdiyev in "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" (2007).

Originally portrayed by Sacha Baron Cohen.

Ryan is Sweeney Todd in "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" (2007).

Originally portrayed by Johnny Depp

Ryan is King Arthur in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975).

Originally portrayed by Graham Chapman.